Kids: Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 15:06 - United States

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

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By eggs - 28/02/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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By Laura - 11/03/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

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By Rizmo - 25/09/2016 07:11 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML

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By Amy - 01/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML

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By Eggs - 15/11/2013 05:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I fell down in the street when a speeding car chucked a hard-boiled egg at my butt. While I waited for the feeling in my legs to return, they came back and threw more. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By poopshooter101 - 30/06/2009 11:53 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong, she said that I'd "killed her nose." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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MyMuse7 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:52

I would have pelted them with my shit

amerwin 3

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:50

I would've scrambled out of their as quickly as possible.

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EmoLover681 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:22

damn that foul. What the hell, its just like zombies. they always come after you when you're taking a dump.

AwHellNahBruv 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 23:45

Zombieland reference!

bubblekitty 1

Thursday 21 April 2011 2:46

allusion

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:23

craptacular , that one made me laugh for an eggxtra long time! just eggcelent! yes indeedy! no yokes about it.

EmoLover681 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:24

lol kinda corny though :P

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:42

it was intended to be 38. do you know what's even corny- ear than that? corn poop. lol

cyanidesandwich 21

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:23

roflmfaoeatwswpmfpdiatp 5 dollars to anyone who can guess what this means.

ashmichelle85 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:33

it's not worth putting my mind through the torture for 5 bucks

cptmorgan15 2

Tuesday 19 April 2011 20:01

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Even At The Water Slide With People Making Fart Pills Diving Into A Toilet Pool.

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 19 April 2011 20:06

I got- throw up in my face while I eat swamp meat with fried tators dirty diapers and tp?!?! do I get the five. hell idk!

Nena713 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 20:33

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off eating a twix with snickers with peanuts mother ******* peanuts delicious I am tired peace. Lol I win!

cyanidesandwich 21

Tuesday 19 April 2011 22:00

even though i enjoy the othe answers, the correct answer is: Rolling on floor laughing my ass off eating a taco with sombrero while petting my dinosaur in a tar pit

man_in_black08 28

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:29

kids always

ashmichelle85 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:31

thats why you do that shit at home!

creedaddict 9

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:33

ha!

skadoosh52 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:38

lmaoo its stories like dis date make me happy that i got dis app :)

minidinosaurgoes 9

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:41

then pelt them with shit!!

js3426 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:42

should have caught one of them then hold him down and shit on him

jenaandtyler4eva 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 19:44

hahaha that is so funny and now you prob will smell like eggs until you shower those kids pwn

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