By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 15:06 - United States

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
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MyMuse7 0

I would have pelted them with my shit

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amerwin 3

I would've scrambled out of their as quickly as possible.

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kayemmjay 0

an eggcelent example of why you don't crap in public. xD

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cyanidesandwich 21

you should have thrown your turds at them in retaliation

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Kitkat_4111 1

That's excstly why I don't use public bathrooms

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alex182011 0

I can't stop laughing lol

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kalbrek009 20

I'd have grabbed the 1st one I could reach & dirty-swirlied his punk ass then pissed on the others. :)

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yuggi1 11

That's what you get for taking a crap in public. Sheesh, why assult people with your shit smell?

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loooooooooool_fml 1

Because not doing so will end up with you crapping yourself. I'd rather have people choke on the smell than having to shit myself. And then's the time when you shit yourself and the only real way of getting home fast is public transport. Yeah, same situation as you said, only more, more horrible and messier.

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