By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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StarWolf111 21

It's things like that, that make me not want to use public bathrooms.

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PrincessPesa 20

Come on girl, don't you know by now to check out the TP situation before you squat? Things like this are why my ass clenches up like a steel trap in most public restrooms. Even when I pee, I perch. Okay, sharing time's over... OP, ask your next-stall neighbor for help next time perhaps? Pee-ople can be such dicks (sorry, I had to!)

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UMOISTBRO 0

Hmm.. Where can I pee BESIDES the toilet? Oh, yes. The toilet paper. Marvelous idea.

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thisismeFMLing 0

That's why I use my barehand to wipe my ass in public bathrooms. Or if I have a useless receipt, I use that too. I also take my sock off my foot, wipe my ass, then put it back on my foot. it's better than using toilet piss paper.

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dead_insects 18

It's times like this that make me love humanity like a cold sore....

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senor_awesome 14

In my experience, the tp is enclosed in a plastic case with an opening in the bottom so you can use it. At least thats how they are kept in men's restrooms anyway. In any case, fyl op.

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ShyAnn29 14

Sometimes they're like that in the ladies room, but not always

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Herculesninja27 5

Ewe haha atleast it's not white stuff ... If you know what I mean....

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amcram 2

Mann you deserved that one who poops in public lol jk jk that shit cray who pees on tp who ever did that is a butthole

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pfclunchbox005 1

I hate that shit

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dsl1123 8

Before you plop your ass down on a public toilet it's ALWAYS a good idea to make sure you have everything you need to complete your mission. Otherwise you will wind up like Elaine in the Seinfeld episode where she had no toilet paper and the person in the next stall refused to give her even one square.

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SimplyEerb 3

Public restrooms are usually disgusting. It's as if people immediately drop all home training, morals, and decency the second they're not required to clean up after themselves...

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