By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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StarWolf111 21

It's things like that, that make me not want to use public bathrooms.

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PrincessPesa 20

Come on girl, don't you know by now to check out the TP situation before you squat? Things like this are why my ass clenches up like a steel trap in most public restrooms. Even when I pee, I perch. Okay, sharing time's over... OP, ask your next-stall neighbor for help next time perhaps? Pee-ople can be such dicks (sorry, I had to!)

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NAAMxLOOS 11

See, that's why you always check the toilet paper first.

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brackaman 18

Sorry to get off topic, but is that your gibson sg? I always liked their weight and shape but never heard them plugged in live. Are they good? Also fyl op.

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perdix 29

Ah, the poor man's version of the Freshy Fresh.

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bananatrees 4

Some people do weird things -_- where is the amusement in that? What's worse, is when people pee on the seat - how do women manage this?? I get if it was a man, but women?

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shiarrael 13

That happens when women "hover" instead of sitting down. And then they don't clean up their mess, perpetuating the "hovering" because no one wants to touch someone else's pee, even to clean it up. I don't use public bathrooms unless it's absolutely necessary, but not because I think the employees don't clean them. It's because other customers don't KEEP them clean... and I don't care for the minimal privacy either.

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brackaman 18

Or when random ******** dudes go into the womens bathroom.

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ShyAnn29 14

I also hate when people look in at you through the little space between the door and the wall

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BrotherTheo 31

Ya Always Always ALWAYS Secure the perimeter, make sure you're secure, check supplies, area is clean etc. before you start your business. Always.

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TheYamBagga 5

Trying to figure out how someone would've peed on the toilet paper in a women's bathroom...unless some random dude walked in a started spraying everything down...hahaha awesome mental picture

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doglover100 28

People are gross when they use public restrooms.

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linkinpark98 23

Gross! How hard is it to sit down and piss in the toilet? Everytime I read something like this, I always picture some dumbass standing over the toilet with their pants not even properly pulled down.

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Linara 0

Check every single thing before going in next time!!!

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TheVelocirabbit 10

Here at FML, we don't use stupid sayings like YOLO.

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linkinpark98 23

.....I want to back hand you.

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cartooncharacter 9

Yolo.yolo.yolo!!! Bite me! Kiss my shiny metal arse!!!

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brackaman 18

I'm assuming most ppl do know, and that the actual culprit could've been drunk, blind, or just generally wanting to be a jackass

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