Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When...

By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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jarofarts 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 9:53

that's probably more embarrassing for your mom than for you.

CowGoesMoo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 9:55

I'm tired of these fake ones. Yes, 20 women get together and are DEAD SILENT when doing so. I mean, I would believe it if you said maybe 5 or 6, but 20 women/people? Near impossible to miss. Unless you are deaf. In which case, that is possible and that really sucks/is embarrassing.

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cchamp27 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 13:11

Were they eating in complete silence wtf?

vinniebo113 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 13:31

okay i love walking around my house naked i like finding stuff i can but my penis in then use it to makerbte using lub so i could get it out easier but u wlking downstairs with 20 people...COM ON there HAD to me a murmer

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 13:41

LOL #12 I'll never be able to live with a man again without thinking that.

livin_plur 0

Friday 6 May 2011 7:52

ur about me kinda seems like a threat lol I don't think I'm down for the challenge tho I wouldn't call myself an atheist but I have my doubts of course

AlyshaDeShae 10

Saturday 14 March 2009 14:53

#12 - I am soo disturbed. Thank you for such a scary mental image. :-( As for the FML, I find it highly doubtful that you wouldn't have heard 20 women. Put two women in one room (not including me because I won't talk to anyone - I'm evil like that) and you can almost always hear them. I'm deaf in one ear, and in order to drown out the annoying talking sounds my mom and sister make while on the other side of the house, I have to turn my music up to a pretty loud volume. And that's when they're talking normally. Granted, they are pretty loud, but still, 20 women? I can think of only two possible explanation for this to be true. 1. They walked into the house while you were prancing around like a pony. 2. They were reading the book that they were supposed to have read before going to a book club meeting. In spite of the fact that I think it's fake, it's still somewhat funny.

TheAntiComment 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 15:21

so your mom and 20 people randomly appeared and had dinner set up in the time it took you to shower wrong, why are you making up stuff for a website?

girI 20

Monday 1 December 2014 4:54

There could easily be a back entrance, as it appears to be a very large house (if it's a 2 storey house, it's bound to be big). We don't know how long OP was in the shower, and he could have had earphones in when he came downstairs. Although I do think it's a bit weird that he didn't hear anything at all...