Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When...

By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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jarofarts 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 9:53

that's probably more embarrassing for your mom than for you.

CowGoesMoo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 9:55

I'm tired of these fake ones. Yes, 20 women get together and are DEAD SILENT when doing so. I mean, I would believe it if you said maybe 5 or 6, but 20 women/people? Near impossible to miss. Unless you are deaf. In which case, that is possible and that really sucks/is embarrassing.

Comments

AwkwardHomo 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 18:07

lucky them

MJC84 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:07

So in the time it took you to take a shower your mother came home with 20 other people and somehow had time to prepare dinner for all of them? What did they do? All get takeout Mcdonalds?

mylifeisscrewed 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:16

Oh my god, that happened to me, but I heard them downstairs and ran like, light speed back upstairs. xD

1st_time_caller_ 0

Friday 20 March 2009 15:28

People, don't any of you listen to mp3 players? Maybe he didn't hear them because he was listening to some music or sumn. And maybe he takes long showers and the book club arrived after the shower started, quit trying to be detectives, and just laugh. It is hilarious.

Vanee 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:16

lol nice move budd must be nice to walk around ur house naked

katherinebby17 28

Saturday 2 May 2009 9:10

#25 funny lol

smileyface2113 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:37

lol @42

badabing94 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 4:39

Mmm I'd like to be a guy on the book club ;) haha

varkey 7

Saturday 10 April 2010 2:31

he's a guy... unless you're gay, which is totally ok, but usually most people posting similar posts for some reason usually are straight guys assuming the OP is female. and to the OP, you are a retard, a perv, and deaf. i don't blame you for being deaf though