Health: Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized...

By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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By lrn2road - 24/06/2014 15:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 09:02 - United States - Allen

Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

Monday 15 April 2013 2:50

Damn, so many evil grandmas popping up lately!

M3DIC4T3 29

Monday 15 April 2013 2:51

You should know by now the elderly will do as they please, and they've been walking the earth long enough to get away with it.

Comments

paulbrec 11

Monday 15 April 2013 5:23

Some of those in those wheelchairs seem to think they are in the Indy 500, and everyone should move.

xkncas 8

Monday 15 April 2013 5:44

What a bitch. Just because you're old doesn't mean you're entitled... Sorry this happened.

Bobby_Shane 11

Monday 15 April 2013 5:51

Shoulda tipped her over

Needafarm 22

Monday 15 April 2013 6:37

It's not just old people that run you over in those ******* motorized chairs. If you are in a supermarket or Department store with them you have to watch out for whoever things they need to be in them because they feel its their right to mow you over since you are more able bodied. They all assume you can hear them coming or are waiting to move out of their way. I have been plowed into while reaching to grab items that I needed in the baking isle and told that I should get them what they needed too since they were in the chair. Like so many have stated before, they feel ENTITLED due to the chair.