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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 18:47 - Ireland

Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML

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Doortje 29

Thursday 13 January 2011 0:14

That must not have been a very solid model house. FYL though.

takeapieandrun 9

Thursday 13 January 2011 0:14

Yeah... maybe you should have taken that into consideration.

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Friday 14 January 2011 11:18

YES! I got number 69 ;)

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Mother Nature is a bitch

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