Transportation: Today, I was taking the bus to work and it was a rather bumpy...

By mandy - 23/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus to work and it was a rather bumpy ride. The child sitting across from me asked her mom if her chin moves like mine when the bus goes up. FML

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By nd.11 - 01/03/2010 16:59 - Canada

Today, I was on a city bus, and there was a woman and her child sitting behind me. I began to feel tugging on my jacket so I leaned forward, assuming the child was pulling on it. I sat back and felt the tugging again. After a couple of minutes, I heard the mother say, "Stop chewing on that!" FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 17:04 - United States - Pittsburg

Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML

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By imnotacat - 20/07/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

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WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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hellawagon 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:49

You should have told her it does.

jmonteiro1 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:51

You're upset that some kid commented on your chin, not that you are so obese your chin jiggles. Good job focusing on what's really important.

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Superawesomestev 0

Friday 23 October 2009 11:16

ydi.

Wet_Dream 0

Friday 23 October 2009 13:16

fattyyyyyyy

Charlina 0

Friday 23 October 2009 14:05

Kinda rude, but if it bothers you, you should do something about it. still rude... though

misspeg 0

Friday 23 October 2009 14:32

ugh. refer back to my comment on the 'Back Fat in Dress' fml. if u can't be bothered, the gist of it was YDI for being a fatty.

perdix 29

Friday 23 October 2009 15:19

New verse for "Wheels on the Bus!" The fat lady's chin goes Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (everybody!) Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle The fat lady's chin goes Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle All through the town!

fireandice27 0

Friday 23 October 2009 17:00

Your comment = win

metakingt 0

Friday 23 October 2009 18:43

Freaking win.

Morokea 0

Friday 23 October 2009 19:04

She MIGHT not be fat. My best friend and I are thin (especially her) but we both have this weird pocket of fat under our chins, although I'm not sure it actually wiggles...

Koosti 0

Friday 23 October 2009 21:08

Don't want comments? Stop being fat.

crazyboob 0

Friday 23 October 2009 22:06

dont sweat it.....u were once a child too....

xkat356 0

Friday 23 October 2009 23:32

Can you please leave this site until you hit puberty?

ROFLDOCTOR 1

Saturday 24 October 2009 6:47

lol. Like someone else said, at least she didn't say "chins". :D Ick. I don't think I'd be able to tolerate a chin or chins like that for long. The thought of feeling like your face and the rest of your body being encased in fat and blubber disturbs me, and it would really piss me off too. Yeah, I'd be really mad if my chin fat kept rubbing alongside other parts of my skin. I ******* hate being touched unless I'm hugging somebody, and hills and valleys of freaking fat rolls would feel JUST like that to me. If you're complaining about being fat, you obviously want to change that. I think a good quote is if you don't try or take some risks, you don't want it bad enough. So either accept yourself or do something about it.