Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box....

By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 00:15 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in my mouth. As soon as my mouth was full, I sneezed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By gimpy - 23/06/2016 15:00 - United States - Panama City

Today, I was carrying my coffee from the kitchen to the coffee table and couch. Last week I had ACL surgery, so I'm on crutches. Unfortunately, I got the urge to sneeze on my walk to the couch. I didn't make it to the couch before I sneezed and spilled coffee everywhere. FML

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By blackcat37 - 28/09/2013 10:53 - United States - Independence

Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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Alex_DeLarge 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:31

Yoohoos are awesome!

Maxine17 8

Friday 23 October 2009 9:54

So glad you asked there, Deathbunny256. Sometimes I wish I was American, you always seem to have wonderfully sounding snacks/drinks.

Comments

Alex_DeLarge 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:31

Yoohoos are awesome!

suaveneanderthal 0

Friday 23 October 2009 8:13

bad things happen when you try to see how much will fit in your mouth....

FenderYK 0

Friday 23 October 2009 8:13

second?

Mintyfreshy 0

Friday 23 October 2009 8:42

OH NO YOU SNEEZED YOOHOO! ITS ON YOUR COVERS!!!! YOUR LIFE IS ABSOLUTELY ******!!!! Might as well end it.

FMY_FYL 0

Friday 23 October 2009 8:48

at #13. that's what she said.

Dabamash 0

Friday 23 October 2009 13:48

Hahaha

ilovefatcats 12

Friday 26 March 2010 3:52

loooooool :D

darby323 0

Monday 5 July 2010 1:58

lol #18!!! XD

kxxjoejoexxk 8

Monday 3 December 2012 22:17

Whats yoohoo....

deathbunny256 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:36

what's a yoohoo?

nokka 5

Friday 23 October 2009 7:41

Yoohoo is a kind of cold chocolate drink: http://www.yoo-hoo.com And OP, FYL for really bad timing ^^

Maxine17 8

Friday 23 October 2009 9:54

So glad you asked there, Deathbunny256. Sometimes I wish I was American, you always seem to have wonderfully sounding snacks/drinks.

paivarotti 0

Friday 23 October 2009 14:22

It's not a juice box if it doesn't contain juice.

Ashleigh255 0

Monday 9 August 2010 10:07

yeah^^ I know right. it's like a chocolate milk.. :/

EmmaLouise3397 0

Friday 5 November 2010 8:28

Well in England we have Yazoo's. Maybe it's the same thing.

thedoenut 5

Saturday 21 July 2012 4:28

It's a magical chocolate drink that taste like if you mix happiness and rainbows together

quinn1184 25

Wednesday 24 July 2013 8:05

You're Canadian too?

youEQUALtosser 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:39

You're such a div.

thatonekid2010 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:40

2nd! yoohoos are amazing!

Maxine17 8

Friday 23 October 2009 10:05

You are wrong. You are not 2nd.

merekat95 14

Thursday 10 July 2014 14:07

What's he think he's 2nd to?

dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 23 October 2009 7:50

How do you drink a Yoohoo out of a juice box?

redbluegreen 40

Friday 23 October 2009 7:54

Yoo-Hoo comes in the little juice boxes as well as in a can or bottle.

dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 23 October 2009 8:31

But.. If it's a chocolate drink.. Can it really be called a juicebox? That's what I meant -)

ichikibobivopula 0

Friday 20 May 2011 21:14

with a straw.

hellawagon 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:50

I'm sorry you had to clean up a mess that was your fault?

drmike_fml 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:58

hahahahahHHHahahahahahaha

Gen_Knowledge 0

Friday 23 October 2009 8:00

Woah, I'm so sorry for you! I just... i just can't believe that something terrible like this happened to you! OMG - it's totaly not your fault! I light a candle for you.

switchbladehooli 0

Friday 23 October 2009 8:06

Heehehehehhehehehee! Classic

perdix 29

Friday 23 October 2009 8:28

How are you going to convince anyone that you didn't have explosive diarrhea in bed? No one is going to accept your invitation to come close enough to smell it.