By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML
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Same thing different taste

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what the **** who says double D's for dunkin donuts you douche you deserve it

Comments

lolPayal17 0

How could you not know how sexual that sounded?

Demonchild you're a loser, sunlightveins got the idea from me and I go to one of the best highschools in the country, and you're a loser who goes on fml all on comment on everyone's fml, ok you're the real dumbass.

000001 0

That was funny. Next time, be mindful of what you say.

I would love to laugh at you right now, but this just makes me think of the time in which I accidently asked a guy if he wanted in on a threesome. It seems like that would be impossible to have happen, but it's not...I did it. My friend and I were sitting back to back to eachother on the grass. The stranger walks by and says, "Oh wow, that's smart. You two are making your own seats there." My reaction, "You can join us and make it a threesome." This is where he asks for a time and a place.

kam93_fml 0

The only thing that was funny about this one was the fact you are that much of a douche to call Dunkin Donuts, "double d's"

Demonchild, you're a dumbass, sunlight vein got the idea from me, and I go the one of the best highschools in the country, you're a loser who goes on fml all day and comments on everyone's fml, so you're the real dumbass.

kellster 2

Lol, #32! OP: You obviously meant her to get both meanings. And you fail on both. Nobody calls Dunkin Donuts that, and you obviously intended her to get your creepster boob reference. Next time, just compliment her taste in coffee (although... that's another whole FML right there!) and leave it at that.