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He has his reasons to be a total dick, then? Noooo. Honey, I think it's time to pull a "What Happens in Vegas" move...YOU KNOW! ;]
You just lost a douchebag. Congrats. :)
retort: Upon meeting his future girlfriend "hey, wanna see a joke" "yeah, sure!" "Just pull down his pants"
ROFLMAO!! That made my day!
LOL good one.
aww thats awfull :(
Baha, you know what? You don't get dumped via one-liner for no reason. YDI!
I'm sorry but that's ******* hilarious! I would date him just because of that haha, atleast when he dumps me i'd get a laugh.
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I always heard chicks dig a guy with a sense of humor Oh the irony
What an @$$hole!