By screwwyou - 28/09/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML
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blarrrr 0

I always heard chicks dig a guy with a sense of humor Oh the irony

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Gruffy 0

Funny, but wrong... but look at it this way...at least your not dating a complete duechebag anymore... FYL

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ilikesalad 0

He has his reasons to be a total dick, then? Noooo. Honey, I think it's time to pull a "What Happens in Vegas" move...YOU KNOW! ;]

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Mr_schadenfreude 0

retort: Upon meeting his future girlfriend "hey, wanna see a joke" "yeah, sure!" "Just pull down his pants"

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zoffix 0

Baha, you know what? You don't get dumped via one-liner for no reason. YDI!

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Fontario4 2

I'm sorry but that's ******* hilarious! I would date him just because of that haha, atleast when he dumps me i'd get a laugh.

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h8mylifesomuch 4

PUH-HAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA! I AM SOOOOOOO SORRY IM USUALLY NOT THIS RUDE BUHT THAT IS SUM SERIOUSLY ******* FUNNY SHYT RIGHT HERE. BUHT IHF I WUHZ U I WULDA STARTIN WOOPIN ASS. LOLZ HES A JERK BUHT FUNNY AS SHYT, LOLZ. (SRRY GIRL!)

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stepup0220 0

that is one of the saddest things i've ever heard.

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