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By screwwyou - 28/09/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:16 - United States - Pleasant Grove

Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

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By Jackie - 12/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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blarrrr 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:17

I always heard chicks dig a guy with a sense of humor Oh the irony

WellThatSuckz 14

Monday 28 September 2009 9:12

What an @$$hole!

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chaos753159 4

Wednesday 20 January 2010 7:31

best joke ever 

luck_my_fife 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:25

'Like'

indiecindyx 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:33

that guy was an idiot! you're better off without him! but yes, the way he did it is laughable .. hehe

kevick93 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:39

i'ma use this

Widow_Maker 1

Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:53

YDI, he's probably right tho

Vegi 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 13:54

hah, that's actually a good one-liner

omgjoe 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 9:30

GENIUS!

Charleezee 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 23:40

I am so sorry Bella I'm sure a real man would tell you seriously wat the issue was b4 he pulled a rediculous one liner n e way more sexy men for u!

that1sk8er95 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 7:52

I need to remember this.

fairman 5

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:47

aww. srry

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