By DisgustinglyFrustrated - 10/10/2013 15:40 - Argentina - Rosario

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Today, I was talking dirty to my long-distance lover while touching myself, when a cockroach fell from my ceiling and landed on the hand I was molesting myself with. FML
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GwennaRose 22

Maybe the cockroach just wanted to get in on the action

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Welshite 39

Threesome? Oh god, that was a horrible image. *throws up*

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AlmostSomething 5

Molest is really the wrong word. You shouldn't use it so freely.

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girlymae 12

Way to keep things wild

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nooneherer 5

I think the way this was phrased, was more funny than the fml.

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AngelLovesDerby 10

That's nasty.

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josh_man96 4

that's what happens when u let anyone ( or thing) watch

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KaiserSD 8

Sounds like some shit from Joe's Apartment right there, lol.

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bnd123us 2

That cockroach probably lost balance while jerking off himself.

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WolfishTheory 6

I was going to say that the cockroach wanted in on the action but someone got there before me :'c

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darkfireflame 15

Did you scream like a little pussy bitch?

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