By DisgustinglyFrustrated - 10/10/2013 15:40 - Argentina - Rosario

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Today, I was talking dirty to my long-distance lover while touching myself, when a cockroach fell from my ceiling and landed on the hand I was molesting myself with. FML
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GwennaRose 22

Maybe the cockroach just wanted to get in on the action

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Welshite 39

Threesome? Oh god, that was a horrible image. *throws up*

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swishsimpson 7

molesting yourself with... molesting is defitinely the wrong word for your lewd acts lol

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skyeyez9 24

The Cockroach took his name way too seriously.

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alikikind 0

OP, clearly you have no idea what the word molesting stands for. Thus said, you not only used the word out of context but by doing so most likely insulted and even hurt people who not only know the correct meaning of the word but have also had it happen to them. Next time choose your words wisely.

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love_me_electric 20

I guess we also shouldn't use phrases like "curiosity killed the cat" because we might insult someone whose cat has recently died *eyeroll*

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NotoriousLES 14

I believe it's called a sense of humor... Most people have one. Even if it wasn't funny, it's obviously in jest. Anyone who may be offend or "even hurt" by a stupid joke is way too thin-skinned for FML.

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randomuser1989 10

Let me tell you about something that happened to me when I was about 5-6 years old. I was riding my bike up and down the street I lived on, not far, about a block back and forth in broad daylight. A man, a complete stranger, grabbed me lifted my skirt and started trying to get into my underwear, lucky me held strong to my bike pedaled hard and got away. And you know what, some poor Argentinean guy/girl whose first language is almost assuredly not English had nothing to do with that and their misinterpretation of words doesn't lead me to think that they find the kind of thing that happened to me funny or excusable in any way.

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sickerthanyou 13

maybe the cockroach was being heroic and try to save you from molesting yourself, but then again those filthy things like wet, dark and damp places, maybe you need to clean yourself a bit so cockroaches won't want to get in there

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arctic_viper 4

well maybe he wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

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happyfingers 15

As horrifying as that is I am inclined to say YDI just for saying you were "molesting" yourself. I mean, the hell?

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False_Stupidity 41

I'd like to point out that OP is Argentinian so English is probably not their main language. Therefore it sound more like a misinterpretation of words.

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