By Nice - 01/05/2012 13:58 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML
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fistnazal 10

Why so serious? Let's put'ah SMILE on that face ; )

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Dweron93 5

He knows, he must be the joker :O

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perdix 29

At least you got the manly spin on your orphanhood. They could have called you Little Orphan Annie and that's a nickname that sticks!

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DawnShadow_fml 5

I would star singing tommorow if I knew someone with that nickname.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Perdix - Sounds like you know from personal experience. DawnShadow - I think you'd get beaten shitless if you did that more than once.

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perdix 29

#92, well, yes, I do, but it's just because I have white irises and pupils. I freak the shit out of people.

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SliceOfCake 9

Noor's new pic nearly made me shat myself.

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spottyblanket 8

What is that an FML? Batman is awesome.

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crablegs 2

but on the bright side, it is just like Batman!

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KatieKupcake4195 9

I'm an orphan too, OP. Biological parents ditched me and my mommy (the beautiful sweet lady who adopted me) died from cancer when I was 15 and she was never married so I haven't got a mom or a dad anymore. We'll be ok though, OP. And if it helps, some kid I ride to school with told me that if I'm like the boxcar children.

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KatieKupcake4195 9

Ignore the "if".. My brain just doesn't function properly sometimes.

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mikou592_fml 0

Ok FYL for your childhood.. But you were just compared to the best orphan ever ! Try to find best ! Harry Potter ?! Oliver Twist ? ...

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lucyinthesky420 10

I'm not sure why this is a **** your life situation. Coworker was just trying to see the better side of your shitty childhood.

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toenibbler 14

And yours made me hungry.

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burro_fml 6

That's not bad! That's an honor to be compared to Batman.. :)

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xStaciexLynnx 15

So either the guy was a batman fan or you're one of those obnoxious people who tells the same depressing story multiple times to the point where nobody cares anymore. We all work with one of those people...

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