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By Nice - 01/05/2012 13:58 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

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By The Joker? - 31/07/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

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By Not Batman - 20/10/2023 00:02

Today, I decided to be productive and work from a coffee shop. Just as I was about to talk to my boss on a video conference call, the barista shouted, "Latte for Batman!" FML

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Honest mistake

By Luke - 19/03/2013 09:59 - United States - Liverpool

Today, my department found out that we're getting a new supervisor for the third time this month. I joked about how we're like "the foster kid nobody wants." One of my coworkers burst into tears and ran off. I later found out that she had been a foster child and never once had a stable home. FML

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By Daniel - 09/08/2021 16:01

Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML

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By Lonely626 - 16/06/2016 22:26

Today, while talking with a coworker, we discussed a weekend home invasion scenario. It was then that I realized my social circle is so non-existent, that my job would notice I'm gone before my friends would. FML

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By Deaththreat101 - 08/08/2012 20:39 - United States - Evanston

Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML

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By Mezzlegasm - 10/07/2009 08:20 - United States

Today, I was talking to my good friend's girlfriend. She mentioned being afraid of losing her job. Because she was still a teenager, I jokingly said, "Oh, like you're responsible for a whole family!" She is. FML

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By iloveZELOS - 05/07/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML

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Joker brain

By RIP Kevin - 28/11/2022 18:00

Today, my mom, who is a huge Batman fan, is still weepy and talking non-stop about Kevin Conroy, as she has been for the past two weeks. After three days it was starting to get excessive; now I think I'm going mad like the Joker. FML

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By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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fistnazal 10

Tuesday 1 May 2012 18:58

Why so serious? Let's put'ah SMILE on that face ; )

Dweron93 5

Tuesday 1 May 2012 18:58

He knows, he must be the joker :O

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joanniejore 7

Wednesday 2 May 2012 17:49

Or Harry Potter!

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 2 May 2012 18:42

Not really caused for.

DataWog 30

Wednesday 2 May 2012 19:32

Maybe they didn't mean in insensitively.... it would make my day to be compared to Batman. Making light of a bad situation is how I deal.

COLDB3AR 6

Wednesday 2 May 2012 20:13

That's not that bad, I mean it's sad that you're an orphan and I feel awful, but Batman is ******* awesome, atleast you got compare to him.

callixto_fml 3

Wednesday 2 May 2012 21:11

Dude joker doesnt know who batman is...

mpally 4

Monday 7 May 2012 13:17

Hehe y so serious

TheMissingPiece 3

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:58

Do you have a mansion and a butler named Alfred?

aquaman95 7

Tuesday 29 May 2012 1:11

And you where insulted?I would love to be batman if you seen all my BM shit its unreal

deransc 19

Monday 16 July 2012 19:20

You're a man? Stop wasting other people's time with your sad feelings of shit that happened a long time ago. Feeling sorry for yourself is for little bitches.

angeluv_2014 22

Thursday 19 July 2012 7:31

Dude, get over it- You're an ADULT. That happens to alot of people. At least your friend was putting a humorous spin on it and comparing you to basically an idol of men. What, were you sympathy fishing or something? I mean, isn't it a little late for that? Hmmm? Well you didn't derserve that awesome comment. You're too lame to appreciate something like that.

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Today, as a CNA, I had to go through the belongings of a patient. His phone rang and I answered - it was his boss. As I explained, he cut me off and said to "drop the act" and "he better be there now or he's fired". He was pronounced dead-on-arrival. FML

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Today, I asked my husband why his socks are always inside-out in the laundry basket. He replied, "So the insides get clean." FML

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Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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Today, my batshit crazy coworker told me that she wants to hear my skin sizzle. I'm afraid to go to work now. FML

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Today, I got a job babysitting two really sweet kids. When their parents left, they told me that their cat had died. I told them how sorry I was, to which one of them replied, "That's okay. We still have him in a box. Wanna see?" FML

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Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky sex, "like getting tied up." I just stared at him, spluttering simple question words and wondering how on earth he could possibly know that about me. I then realized that he had been joking. Too late. FML

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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML

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