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By Nice - 01/05/2012 13:58 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

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By The Joker? - 31/07/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

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By Not Batman - 20/10/2023 00:02

Today, I decided to be productive and work from a coffee shop. Just as I was about to talk to my boss on a video conference call, the barista shouted, "Latte for Batman!" FML

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Honest mistake

By Luke - 19/03/2013 09:59 - United States - Liverpool

Today, my department found out that we're getting a new supervisor for the third time this month. I joked about how we're like "the foster kid nobody wants." One of my coworkers burst into tears and ran off. I later found out that she had been a foster child and never once had a stable home. FML

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Classic

By Daniel - 09/08/2021 16:01

Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML

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By Lonely626 - 16/06/2016 22:26

Today, while talking with a coworker, we discussed a weekend home invasion scenario. It was then that I realized my social circle is so non-existent, that my job would notice I'm gone before my friends would. FML

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By Deaththreat101 - 08/08/2012 20:39 - United States - Evanston

Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML

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By Mezzlegasm - 10/07/2009 08:20 - United States

Today, I was talking to my good friend's girlfriend. She mentioned being afraid of losing her job. Because she was still a teenager, I jokingly said, "Oh, like you're responsible for a whole family!" She is. FML

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By iloveZELOS - 05/07/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML

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Joker brain

By RIP Kevin - 28/11/2022 18:00

Today, my mom, who is a huge Batman fan, is still weepy and talking non-stop about Kevin Conroy, as she has been for the past two weeks. After three days it was starting to get excessive; now I think I'm going mad like the Joker. FML

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By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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Top comments

fistnazal 10

Tuesday 1 May 2012 18:58

Why so serious? Let's put'ah SMILE on that face ; )

Dweron93 5

Tuesday 1 May 2012 18:58

He knows, he must be the joker :O

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jaredofmo 22

Tuesday 1 May 2012 19:32

How is being compared to Batman an FML? It's flippin' BATMAN.

06dopey 8

Tuesday 1 May 2012 19:35

that's badass!!! don't ever dis Batman!!!!

xCrazyMexican 4

Tuesday 1 May 2012 19:35

Your pic scares the shit out of me

Ugi 26

Tuesday 1 May 2012 19:38

I guess the only answer is: If I was a millionaire I wouldn't be working this crummy job!

xCrazyMexican 4

Tuesday 1 May 2012 19:40

What? No. I'm scared of creepy ass bleeding nuns

imaghostbusteryo 1

Tuesday 1 May 2012 19:52

You got compared to Batman and you're offeded? **** you.

benikki 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 19:53

Yu should be honored!!! Batman is the shiiiiit, aint nothing wrong when someone tells yu your just like batman!!!

coried91 28

Wednesday 2 May 2012 1:31

Is it that hard to put the O in you? Or is your keyboard or phone missing that button?

benikki 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:42

No its not hard, just the way i type it. If YU got a problem with, oh well. Dont bother meh any! Lol. I wish my keyboard could always just put it the way i want...

poohappens26 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 19:56

That's sad.

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 1 May 2012 20:04

I would say it's insensitive, but you just got compared to Batman... yeah, it's insensitive. But awesome!

LennyComa 39

Wednesday 2 May 2012 7:45

Yeah it is a classic example of someone feeling akward and saying the first thing to break the silence. but better to compared to Batman than The Artful Dodger. (Except then you could break into song like a boss)

kkjkidonthate 4

Tuesday 1 May 2012 20:06

(Sheldon off big bang theory voice) I'm Batman!

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Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

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Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML

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Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML

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Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

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Today, my friend asked me to fix his laptop for him because it is loaded with viruses. When I turned it on and started searching for the problem, I couldn't find it. Luckily I was able to find a video of him banging my girlfriend. We've been together for eight years. FML

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