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By Nice - 01/05/2012 13:58 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

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By The Joker? - 31/07/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

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By Not Batman - 20/10/2023 00:02

Today, I decided to be productive and work from a coffee shop. Just as I was about to talk to my boss on a video conference call, the barista shouted, "Latte for Batman!" FML

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By Luke - 19/03/2013 09:59 - United States - Liverpool

Today, my department found out that we're getting a new supervisor for the third time this month. I joked about how we're like "the foster kid nobody wants." One of my coworkers burst into tears and ran off. I later found out that she had been a foster child and never once had a stable home. FML

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By Daniel - 09/08/2021 16:01

Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML

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By Lonely626 - 16/06/2016 22:26

Today, while talking with a coworker, we discussed a weekend home invasion scenario. It was then that I realized my social circle is so non-existent, that my job would notice I'm gone before my friends would. FML

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By Deaththreat101 - 08/08/2012 20:39 - United States - Evanston

Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML

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By Mezzlegasm - 10/07/2009 08:20 - United States

Today, I was talking to my good friend's girlfriend. She mentioned being afraid of losing her job. Because she was still a teenager, I jokingly said, "Oh, like you're responsible for a whole family!" She is. FML

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By iloveZELOS - 05/07/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML

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By RIP Kevin - 28/11/2022 18:00

Today, my mom, who is a huge Batman fan, is still weepy and talking non-stop about Kevin Conroy, as she has been for the past two weeks. After three days it was starting to get excessive; now I think I'm going mad like the Joker. FML

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By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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fistnazal 10

Tuesday 1 May 2012 18:58

Why so serious? Let's put'ah SMILE on that face ; )

Dweron93 5

Tuesday 1 May 2012 18:58

He knows, he must be the joker :O

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stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 1 May 2012 22:27

75 I love your comment. it's so stupid it's funny.. I like the innocence projected. "All open was doing was telling coworkers that they were an orphan then someone had to go and mention Batman.."

life_lol 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 22:30

Yea and BatMan turned out yo be the shit.

Doxy 22

Tuesday 1 May 2012 22:33

At least your home planet wasn't destroyed?

Holydiving 3

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:36

That's superman, not batman...

Doxy 22

Wednesday 2 May 2012 13:48

I know. It's what I'm getting at. It's better to be Batman than Superman.

AwsumShyGuy 12

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:02

I don't know if FYL because your co-workers can't take you seriously, or YDI for not wanting to be Batman.

CRC_101 31

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:03

Someone looks on the bright side...

muzy 23

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:40

21- I never knew. I swear to god !

zebrapattern 6

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:40

so?

Souperflip 2

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:50

Are you Batman? Well, fyl if you are, and fyl if you aren't. Cos if you are, then your cover's blown. And if you aren't, then you're just an ordinary orphan. Who cares.

ckhid_fml 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:52

you guys are alllll fags

lolipop1234_fml 7

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:56

I don't understand why this is a FML. It's really not bad at all.

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