By Nice - 01/05/2012 13:58 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML
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fistnazal 10

Why so serious? Let's put'ah SMILE on that face ; )

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Dweron93 5

He knows, he must be the joker :O

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Hannah_grace1414 12

Seems like a pretty legit answer, batman is legit

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murdersquirrel 15

Did you just hear someone say 'legit' for the first time? Do you know what it means or do you think it just means that something is cool?

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doubleea 3

Batman is legit though. In the full meaning of the word.

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Ruffclue 9

Say this really loudly - "this is SPARTAA " and than kick him really hard.

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Ruffclue 9

I kno. Everyone is up on batmans **** on this fml. I just wanted to say something random. And Op is an orphan thats not something to make fun of.

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doubleea 3

Saying someone is Batman is a compliment, not an insult.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Where were the other drugs going?!

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badbadkitty 5

I say they have a good point. Wallow in your orphaned state, or be badass like Batman..... Just sayin'.

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challan 19

Bruce, we've all known for years that you are Batman. I know you think it's a big mystery, and that if you keep all your secret gadgets in the batcave the public won't find out, but we know! We've just been protecting your feelings all these years. C'mon who else could afford the batmobile? We live in Gotham, and it's the freaking ghetto man.

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Llamacod 11

Wow, you're a billionaire orphan, that is just like batman

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Dude, are you crazy?! I don't ever say this, but I believe this is the only time it'll ever apply: Take it as a compliment! Nothing else will make you feel as great about being orphaned. Take that co-worker out for some ribs, and stuff your faces over the schematics for your shiny new Batcave. Make him your Alfred, pull on your black leotard, and go fight crime like a boss.

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mugu 0

Lol!! I agree, he should do that, specially the "put on a black leotard" part!! Lmao :D

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jaredofmo 22

Batman is awesome.

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mugu 0

Actually, Robin will have more variety to choose from now!! ;) haha

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