By Mel Ancholy - 18/02/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 351
You deserved it 8 217

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Michael_92 20

Damn that really does suck. Guys like that make us all look bad.

Comments

perdix 29

First of all, you're married, so that horse has left the barn. YDI for accepting crappy treatment during your courtship. You let him get away with being a negligent douchebag this long, you can't change him now.

My moma always said, "never pickle your husband." I've known guys who were very sweet early on in the relationship then overtime with so much nagging and wives trying to change the small annoyances about them, those guys said, "F*** it," and have become apathetic and bitter towards those women. OP may not have been treated like this all throughout her relationship; she may have nagged him to that point of him replying with such a comment. I'm somewhat surprised Perdix that you automatically assume the guy has been a douchebag all along. I would have expected you to have sided with the husband and told her to get the boob job.

perdix 29

They both are to blame. She said she was "never" treated that well which must have included their dating period. He knew she was flat-chested and still decided to marry her, and she knew he was an unromantic douche, but accepted him anyways. They deserve each other.

duckie227 22

Hmm, perhaps this is the first time I've agreed with you, Perdix, but yes, OP, you said 'husband' meaning he's done doing that kind of stuff all the time. So deal with it and move on

You realize perdix is almost never serious, right?

I took the "never" as an overexaggeration in a whiny and bitchy tone more so than factual truth. But you're right. They do deserve each other if both are allowing the relationship to continue as such. One a totally different note: As far as flat-chestedness, best way to cure that is get nature's consequential, yet temporarily less expensive cure - the pregnant boobs. Available at the low price of one fully loaded shot of semen.

He was probably playing cod and on a kill streak and u made him die! So u deserved that

Depends on the game, my friend. Not every Call of Duty game deserves good treatment.

You can't just YDI it because you think he was playing COD. And if he's such a dick IRL, he wouldn't be much better at the game he was playing.

I would have said "get a penis enlargement asshole"

No one cares what u would have said! That was such a pointless comment idiot!!!!

SecretMe00 5

41-- shut up. Don't be a bully or you'll just be a faded memory.

If there was such a thing there would be a waiting list. Also you would be extremely afraid of what we came home with! "that whale penis please."

AnnaBonJovi 9

127 - You do realise penis enlargement does definitely exist right? And yes, as with all types of plastic (or medical) surgery, you can be pretty sure there's a waiting list. And maybe that's your kind of thing, but no, most people who get it done are quite happy ending up with a fully human penis actually.....

maronofhearts 19

Actually it's not plastic surgery and there isn't some magical enlargement surgery. There's one surgery and it involves cutting part of it in order to allow the buffer inside inches (1-3) be on the outside. The problem with this is it weakens it and increases the risk of injury Of course this is a very vague explanation of it but enough to settle your little argument over it

You married him so you were obviously happy with the way he acts towards you. It's a bit mean to be demanding he change all of a sudden just because you are jealous of a coworker.

So you're complaining that he's an ass after pulling the ''her boyfriend is so much nicer than you''... Better look yourself in the mirror missy, you're the one who married him.

Definitely agree. Spouses over time tend to reflect one other - just like any other relationship. Attitude is key to how the relationship will turn out.

There are different ways of expressing love.

xxCandyKissxx 1

Aw **** guys! They're all doche bags and they only care about nice sex, it's crazy. You should leave him or yeah him his place :D

harbqll 0

I will never cease to be amazed at how women are amazed that men pay more attention to hot chicks than to plain ones.

daltonromanowski 11

Maybe because married men are rightfully expected to fawn over their wives, like they, oh, I dunno - love them or something?

GoW_Chick 14

I'm surprised no one has jumped down your throat for your comment, and at risk for my own there is some truth to it, Dottie the hottie who is more pleasing to the eye gets more attention, than not as pleasing plain Jain. Rude yes, but it's true. :/