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By Mel Ancholy - 18/02/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

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Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML

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Today, I was showing my crush/co-worker how to operate a particular piece of machinery. She exclaimed out loud, "Oh! This knob pulls out," then mumbled under her breath, "unlike my boyfriend." FML

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Saturday 18 February 2012 6:10

He's an ass.

Michael_92 20

Saturday 18 February 2012 6:12

Damn that really does suck. Guys like that make us all look bad.

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anappleaday 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 8:41

Did anyone else notice "HE GLANCED UP FROM HIS VIDEO GAME.." Very commonly (not always for those who want to get defensive) He is not going to care about your feelings or what would hurt them while he is playing a video game. If my boyfriend plays video games in my presence, (at my house) I usually atleast TRY to find something entertaining about watching him so that he can have fun. If I can't, I show disinterest and he will eventually notice and stop. But Your husband may not be that kind of guy. It may be like your not even there. o.O Sorry, OP, despite my charm I still have to pout.

xytha 6

Saturday 18 February 2012 8:47

You getting a boob job is the male equivalent to a women being treated like a holy goddess to be showered with gifts. Seems fair to me.

TaylorLynn462 10

Saturday 18 February 2012 8:48

Looks like someone's sleeping on the couch tonight.

jkemp1984 10

Saturday 18 February 2012 9:56

You need to dump his sorry ass and be with someone who appreciates you for you.

Dcm210 19

Saturday 18 February 2012 10:07

what video game was he playing?

Bigboned38 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 10:26

I was like that too. I'm glad I figured out before I only got to see my kids every other weekend.

writergirl23 19

Saturday 18 February 2012 10:29

There's a big difference between a husband and a boyfriend. Unless of course you're newlyweds, then he's still pretty much the boyfriend with a wedding ring.

wrwrestler9 5

Saturday 18 February 2012 10:38

Comparing your boyfriend to other nicer guys is wrong. It's like rubbing it in his face that "they are better". Your boyfriend comparing you to other girls with bigger boobs is also wrong. It's also like saying "they are better". The only difference? YOU SAID IT FIRST. You opened the floodgates when you started the comparisons. Deal with the consequences

mpclaw 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 10:39

Note: Boyfriend

goodgood_fml 5

Saturday 18 February 2012 10:46

I don't see a problem with this. Call Daddy. Tell him you're coming back home for a bit. (or see if a friend will take you). Take the savings, the car note, the light bill, the mortgage.. Take all flat screens, pc's, gaming consoles, tools and go to the nearest pawn shop. Make your appointment for your boob job. Have the surgery. Heal up. Go to the salon. Get a new edgy hair style. Get your nails done. Go get some dresses and some heels. Go out more. When hubby goes crazy, put Daddy on him. Or, stick to the line, "YOU TOLD ME TO DO IT". I guarantee you, either he'll be MUCH nicer, or he'll want a divorce. Good luck!!