By Mel Ancholy - 18/02/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 351
You deserved it 8 217

Same thing different taste

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Michael_92 20

Damn that really does suck. Guys like that make us all look bad.

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well that's kinda your fault for picking a guy that's into video games I went through the exact same thing video game nerd put up with it for 2 years nearly always had to hint what I wanted to happen but I never got it I never got flowers chocolates etc coz they're just into the games more important

Ya know, everyone who likes to play video games isn't unfeeling and callous. It's different when a person who is completely absorbed in games like it's some sort of parallel universe, but most people aren't like that. It's even cooler when your significant other likes to play games with you. :D |the kid|

Something tells me 66's lifelong significant other will turn out to be a cat.

66 you lost all credibility when you used the phrase "video game nerd"

most? that's prob like 500 million billion ppl who do coz I knew there were 77 million owned a ps3.. and well it's so true we shouldn't be giving hints in the first place but hey that's how it goes that's that males don't have an important brain just sex sex sex sleep eat video gaming friends

115- who let you out of the kitchen, we may have to repeal his manhood.

115- stop making ridiculous accusations and backing them up with your own twisted outlook on life and extreme exaggeration. 500 million billion people? You've got to be kidding.

Metal_Chick 15

66-Why fight them? Just join them. It's a good and fun bonding experience!

66/115, in accordance with what the others have pointed out, you have successfully "characterised" yourself as a bigot. That's why I love FMLs like these. |the kid|

I dont see why you already have a giant boob, him

I think u got him irritated... When you compare what u have with what someone else has, there will always be someone with something that seems better... It doesn't mean that what you have isn't good... But you will appreciate it less.... You are digging your own relationship it's graveyard...

yourmurderscenex 13

i dont agree with what he said but i dont agree with you either. what do expect? you practically called him a bad husband. well he most likely took it that way.

That is pretty abusive. I recommend marriage counseling. But unless he has an EXTREME heart change (which he probably won't...) then I think divorce. It's cheaper than putting knife to your body.

TSN619 7

Ok I know I don't comment on here very often but I've been reading these for a long time and over time I've read dumb comments people have made but everytime I read one of your comments I feel like I lose brain cells. You're saying that because her husband made a snide remark after she was nagging him means they need counseling? Please shut up.

Or even worse, divorce. Or a knife to the body, but I assume that was meant sarcastically.

maronofhearts 19

Knife to the body meant surgery btw Which idk why she thinks divorce is cheaper than a boob job divorces can destroy people's financial lives especially if there's anything worth fighting over the lawyers alone will run you dry

MsMeiriona 2

Don't fish for compliments if you can't take the occasional old boot.

Amazing how it's the guy's fault right away here. I didn't see quotations, so you don't know how she presented this. Also, SHE came at HIM bitching and nagging and whining, and the fact that she threw the video game into it says she's playing the pity me card, so of course she won't tell us how it really went down. OP, quit whining, and don't put your husband on the defensive, and maybe he won't hand it back to you or your lack of rack. YDI for being a whining nag. Funny how you can turn that right around so the guy isn't always at fault immediately,simply by looking at the situation (provided you don't have a ****** and jump to the "Girlfriend he's an asshole, he doesn't deserve you" bullshit) and recognizing the pity party starting up.

I agree, what she said was dumb. If my wife said something like that I would probably playfully talk some shit back. Especially if I was playing *gasp* video games. What the husband said doesn't make a ton of sense though, sounds like maybe OPs coworker just got a boob job.

So what about the husband who decided to pull the "get implants to please me" card? ....and no, I'm not on any side.

Holy ****, are you ******* serious? Whining and nagging and bitching?? What the hell are you talking about? She said she mentioned it, not that she came at him or any other bullshit. You come off as a woman-hating asshole, much like the husband. Maybe you two can drink some beer and bash women together. Make a night of it.

Damn, Doc, although I don't quite agree with you totally as 'nursewilly' was trying to convey another side to the story [not as refined as preferred, mind you], but your rage and passion for women [despite the plausibility that they can possibly share the fault] makes you even more 'lovable' and adored. I just want to give you a hug and say, "Awww, God bless your little heart."

maronofhearts 19

Why doesn't it make sense 92? She wants something and so does he she comes trying to get him to treat her like young love dating couple he wants her to get a boob job first maybe to make her boobs back like what they were when he did court her

Sounds like fun, we'll be sure to just target the man-hating feminists and c*ntnuggets like yourself though. Thanks for the idea DickBastard!

That was a bit passive-aggressive of you, I think. Still, your husband sounds like an asshole.