By Mel Ancholy - 18/02/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 351
You deserved it 8 217

Same thing different taste

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Michael_92 20

Damn that really does suck. Guys like that make us all look bad.

Comments

Don't try to change the person you're with.. You married him without him doing all of that stuff why would you expect him to suddenly start doing it? Some people show their affection differently.

No good ever comes from nagging a dude while he's playing video games. Stop fishing for compliments. Lavish him and he will lavish you ---it's like the more flies with honey saying.

If you want to be fawned over, buy a dog, not a husband. I don't want a woman whose love I have to buy. That's the shallowest sort of "love" there is. Thankfully, my wife agrees.

If he's such a douche, why did you marry him?

hateevryone 14

He just said the same you did. You: Give me gifts. Him: Give me boobs. You: Her boyfriends does all that. Him: His girlfriend has boobs.

13scarlett13 4

Get a boob job and then divorce the mother f*cker. His expression priceless.

McNerdyNerd 8

Ok....YDI for 2 reasons, and I don't want to sound like a jerk for them.. 1. You KNEW what he was like when you married him. If he isn't going to faun over your existance while you're dating, what makes you think he will just to compete with your friend? and 2. You married a gamer. You should know better by now...you can't have a serious talk while they're on the games, most guys can only focus on one important thing at a time (sorry guys, but it's really true)...so next time you want him to listen, ask him to get off the game, then be NICE about it :) better results, I promise.

shaggy2sly 0

Ill buy you some flowers where do i send them to