Your profile pic epic. Never change it. It always makes me chuckle.

Your profile pic epic. Never change it. It always makes me chuckle.

You ripped that off another FML. Cheater.

i would say you win for realizing that, but am i a cheater for referencing something else? no, just shows i've been here for awhile.

Upgrade your **** with his money then dump his ass!

If you're replying to number 1 then post under it in the thread. Don't post a whole new one.

Sorry, sorry. Shit happens, alright?

That's a little harsh, don't you think?

Or teach her husband the wonders of firm berries, as opposed to delicate peaches.

I tried to wear these scrunchy briefs to give me a 'cocky one-eyed' look on life... Bu-dum-pshnt...? I guess 'wander' bras give you a 'titty' outlook on life aswell.

I am really curious...haw do you know this? According to her husband it is not true... I hate it when people tell someone who they don't even know that they are beautiful..what the hell do you know? I have news for you dude,thare are ugly people in the world!

94 - you're a fool. No matter what we look like or what size we are, at the end of the day we are all Gods gift to earth and we are beautiful in our own unique way. So quit being such a prick and move on with your life...

Yes keep telling yourself that...but at the end you know that I am telling the truth...and no,we are not ''all beautiful and gifts of God''...just look around you and you will understand...

yes that is true if you're under 35. after that however, good luck getting by on looks! lol

We're beautiful in our way cos God makes no mistakes. There's more to life than just looks!

#113 I highly doubt you would ever consider marrying a 400lb beast of a man. Looks aren't everything, but anyone who says they don't matter altogether is in denial.

104 didn't get enough hugs when he was little.

So maybe looks aren't everything but if OP is straight up ugly on top of being a bitch (which I personally think she is after this FML) then that proves it: sometimes there really is nothing beautiful about a person.

140. I have to disagree. Every person has been raised, brought up, and views the world in seperate ways. Everyone faces an internal struggle of self discovery and self conflict, criticizing themselves, and diminishing them selves until they change the way they live and see life. People act different because the way they have set their mind, therefore it is a buildup of the ways others have treated them, in response of their actions. People are vulnerable, and lost, wishing to please others. They don't just wake up one day and say, "Oh! I should be a bitch!" I don't understand why some of you people say that everyone is not beautiful, that just lowers there self confidence and causes their situation to worsen. Overall, everybody has different traits that make them unique and beautiful. You may not be able to see them, but they're there.

*cough* 113, I'm not saying that we aren't all somehow beautiful. But God does make mistakes. What about Lilyth? He created her first to be a companion to Adam and she didn't want to lay with him. so mistake #1. But on that note as well, I would prefer to know that the all knowing creator can at least make a booboo sometimes... It's not a bad thing.. And I still can't decide if God made possums or the Devil sent them up from his lair. >_> I still think they are from hell.

No mistakes Bible-thumper? One word: Holocaust.

I am a girl,I did get a lot of hugs..and I was elected Miss of my region!

218- Just shows what kind of a bitch you are, there are those people who think that they are better than others and you posting that kind of shit makes you look like a person who cares more about her ego than her friend or people she hardly knows! :) *bitchy smile*

*douche bag

*grammar nazi

*spelling nazi.

*Spelling Spetznaz Or *Basically the same shit

Maybe just maybe she has a large ******!

Hotdog down a hallway anyone?