Money: Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend....

By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 00:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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By thanksmom - 20/07/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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By Go away - 10/11/2013 08:03 - United States - Humboldt

Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 18:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML

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By ccblock - 17/09/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML

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ruckfules85 34

Monday 31 August 2015 8:46

so you just watched her do it.

nash1991 20

Monday 31 August 2015 8:39

Looks like you got bigger issues with your mom.

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TaylorHua 11

Tuesday 1 September 2015 2:40

so U just watched her do it?

DreamingFumer 3

Tuesday 1 September 2015 17:21

lol Well that's cold.

CoffeeRiot 4

Tuesday 1 September 2015 20:58

I would have killed her

BananaN0se 13

Wednesday 2 September 2015 23:31

Guys it's ok that she took the 100, it's Canada

ruruhere 11

Friday 4 September 2015 16:13

What did I just read ? She does this a lot of times ?

becca9985 34

Friday 26 August 2016 23:50

Next time you should get a better understanding of your mom's therapy fee before you start venting. ;)

sharond23 10

Friday 5 January 2018 2:57

and you just sat there like an idiot? ydi

mymegangirl 7

Sunday 2 June 2019 20:45

I have to say ydi. you sat right there and let her do it. why wouldn't you stop her?

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