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By creeped - 29/12/2009 00:50 - United States

Today, I was talking to the guy that has been in love with me for two years. He said "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to lose yours." He then creepily looked at me and said "It's true." Thanks, Princess Bride, for supplying creepers with material. FML
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Vayt 2

If he's quoting The Princess Bride to you, even creepily, he's a keeper.

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Acuvue 0

Oh noooo! Someone thinks you have perfect breasts! And he's quoting from one of the most oft-quoted movies ever! F YOUR LIFE! Or, you know, congrats.

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taoKAKA 0

MY BOYFRIEND SAID THE SAME THING LIKE TWO DAYS AFTER WATCHING THAT MOVIE!! LMAOOO!!!!~ best movie ever~

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Thunderbender 2

Awww poor baby you have nice boobs :(

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MissOriginal 0

A KEEPER?! He'll ONLY be starring at ur boobs when ur on a date!!! Id just ignore that guy...

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Cheyenne_Stone 0

What is so bad about this?hes complementing your breasts lol

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FerrariCake 2

You mean he's complimenting (with an "i" in the middle) her breasts. Please learn the difference between "complement" and "compliment" if you want to use big words. Complementing breasts would involve adding tassels or something to them.

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goddamnbrittany 0

at least he didn't sit outside of your house for seven hours and look through all your windows. happened to me.

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vermillionlove 0

I would be flattered :p

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shadow455 2

ok what the *** is princess bride is it like a horror movie or some shit if not how is it creepy

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taoKAKA 0

its a comedy actually. xD hardcore. and it's creepy because its just something a creeper would say unless you're like in hardcore love with the guy. hahaha~

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