Facebook, Social Media and Love: Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and...

By creeper - 14/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML

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You deserved it 26 887

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

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By lonely_island - 28/04/2014 21:27 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML

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By Emily S - 09/10/2011 05:17 - Australia

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

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By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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By Cheating - 27/01/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML

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By girlwithaprob - 13/11/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML

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By Itsnotmeitsyou - 11/10/2013 06:09 - Australia

Today, the creepy regular customer found out I was lying about having a boyfriend in order to keep him away. He now thinks this is me playing hard to get. FML

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jchansfan 0

Monday 14 December 2009 12:24

You found this out howwww? lol :P

tttron 0

Monday 14 December 2009 12:35

How do you know? Creeper!

Comments

loveyahun 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 2:03

creeeeeeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr...

ani7793 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 6:06

get laid

xxreikoxx 31

Wednesday 16 December 2009 6:12

Grow up, already. What are you, five? It takes two to tango, one to walk off. Stop this senseless arguing, children.

ani7793 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 15:36

no. i'm five and a half. see, i'm already smart enough to get on here and use this new wonderful world of entertainment.

cicibizzy112 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 5:23

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quitedandy 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:06

this is sad....

xxreikoxx 31

Thursday 17 December 2009 6:08

Quite. Bowing out of this silly over-dramatic banter. I've wasted enough time in this FML as it is.

ani7793 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 22:14

but i likes the silly over ness banteringinging. and clearly you have nothing else to do if youre spending so much time in here

megs_193 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 15:58

ew you must be a creeper

ivygirl 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 5:31

ahwe..

LocaLatina29 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 6:39

31 ur picture Is ****** up

TheOtherMakona 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:29

At least it's a list. If he's really worth getting creeped on, then that would explain it and it's a little less embarrassing. On the other hand, if you were the only person on this "list", then ydi.