By penisface69 - 05/05/2009 04:41 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML
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he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.

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hahayou12345 0

Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.

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cRAYzed 0

Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.

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girlypie 0

Hmm well i could be your girlfriend, I promise I can make any woman scream my name in bed... even if they're not into other girls. Ohh well just saying ;)

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a1c1od21do 0

username: penisface? doubt any sane chick would make that her profile name. fake.

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inwardheelcrooks 0

lol isnt this a good thing...kindof

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heyyheyy222 0

this is not an fml. thats like a yay im lucky

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mysecondskin 0

#39: yeah one of my roommates was complaining a few days ago about how she "always likes the assholes, but once theyre nice im just not attracted to them anymore!!" imagine that in a whiiiney voice. it was really obnoxious. anyway im dating a rather nerdy guy and he's the best ever!

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RK5000 0

He really skipped ahead to the punchline. Charming.

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DigitalShoelaces 0

whats wrong with that? get some!!!

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