By penisface69 - 05/05/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML
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he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.

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hahayou12345 0

Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.

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cRAYzed 0

Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.

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Brokenman 0

How is that an FML? thats a win. hahaha

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penisface69 17

I am gay. and he meant it would be awkward to go out with me, but he'd still **** me if i wanted. meaning im not good for anything besides sex.

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taintedtruffle 42

*hug* I'm sure you're good for plenty of things - don't let ass holes like him get you down

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FoxFire_fml 0

what a fuckn pig! im a guy and i hate these type of dudes...i really do!y does every1 think "guys only think about sex?" idont! but this guy makes the statement true...what an ass

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Eiotlrd 0

I bet he got laid for the first time and he thinks he's the sh1t now. What a loser.

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Antonio718 0

Lmfao @ 8!!! Either that or she...you know likes the protein shot

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Spontaneously telling someone you're single is a good way to get not only an awkward response but an insulting one. Not sure what he meant by awkward either. Your looks, or that he was taken, what?

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penisface69 17

he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.

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