By penisface69 - 05/05/2009 04:41 - United States
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he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go ********** and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.
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Ha he's a freak
why not **** him? hes cute, so you could tell all your friends that you got with a hott guy!!!.... and you could also lie and tell your friends that this happens all the time...
EveryDayJackAss
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he can possibly.....bee....err...married? idk depends on how old he looks >_> but kids these days already having...their own kids soooo im not really sure....
couragewolf9001
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Why is everyone so insistent that this guy is worth dating anyway. He. Just. Wants. To. ****. Ladies, would you rather a man lead you on only to trap you in web of lies and false promises? Or would you rather him be blunt and tell you the truth.
Rawrrr14
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Only a guy. No offense to the few gentlemen out there.
3timesthefun
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LMFAOOOO #8 and y'know this guy said the same thing to me not too long ago :| and he IS AN ASSWHOLE is general toe everyone he just wants to get laid! and with that type of attitude that'll never happen for him. :D
I don't see how this is an FML. He sounds like a jerk, but you don't have to do anything if you don't want to. And if you do want to, at least you know he's a jerk ahead of time, AND you're getting laid. You can really only win in this situation.
#97. - cause i dont want sex. and it does happen all the time. he was the first of two to say that to me this weekend. #98. - were in high school. He's a freshman and I'm a junior. and im gay so we probably wouldn't get pregnant even if i did **** him. #99. - you have a point there. but i'd rather find a guy who wants a relationship #103. - nobody thinks im worth dating. just *******.
Dear, you have your whole life ahead of you. You don't need to find a boyfriend right now. What is this coupling compulsion!? Enjoy the freedom of being young. You're a junior. You don't need anybody to hold you back when you start thinking about colleges or whatever else you want to do. Enjoy, and when the time comes, you'll meet the right guy! I'm glad you aren't content to just have sex with whoever is offering, though. It is important to be in a loving, trusting relationship. Those are so rare and hard to find. Take your time, enjoy youth :) (P.S. I'm not really old, though I probably sound like it, so don't think I'm just being nostalgic! I'm only 22)
Least he's honest, and straightforward.
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Haha what the hell? Dude, whether this guy is cute or not, if that's his attitude, I'd rather you forget about ever dating him.
Are you gay? Because your username is penisface69.