Kids: Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend....

By joe - 23/06/2013 23:36 - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

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By Scarlett - 16/02/2013 06:03 - Canada - Barrie

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML

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By Ginger_Gawd - 21/01/2014 03:34 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

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Monday 24 June 2013 8:14

I don't think he meant to do it in a sexual manner... their young children... it's curiosity..

xoamy906 25

Monday 24 June 2013 8:13

I didn't even know boys had different part than me when I was 6. Wow.

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iteenlovequotes 19

Monday 24 June 2013 14:23

this next generation is going to be so messed up I have a feeling

caligirllife 11

Monday 24 June 2013 14:27

At that age it's almost normal for kids to start noticing or be curious about what makes the opposite sex so opposite. As long as its just looking there's nothing to worry about

rokolodo 10

Monday 24 June 2013 14:35

And,, then you laughed and laughed. Then you told your mom and laughed some more. Then the whole family found out u guys rolling on the ground laughing. Wow,

gregnc_fml 18

Monday 24 June 2013 14:40

Now you know all they were doing was playing doctor?

becka2s 14

Monday 24 June 2013 15:20

I certainly didnt even know the word "penis" when i was six! Kids these days are growing up too fast!

QueenOrangeSoda 21

Monday 24 June 2013 16:46

Well, it's more correct than "private parts" or "pee-pee." There's nothing wrong with knowing the correct word for an anatomical part. If it were sexual slang (like "dick" or "****"), then yes, I'd say kids are growing up too fast.

doodlecloud 26

Monday 24 June 2013 18:37

Yeah...my mum always made sure I knew what the proper names for things were. Children don't NEED to use baby words for everything. Knowing the word 'penis' isn't any loss of innocence.

thatkidhesh 11

Monday 24 June 2013 16:14

I had to wait till I was 17 for this to happen to me. what is this would coming to? :/

DobbyGotPwnd 10

Monday 24 June 2013 17:00

Did you at least give her some pointers?

MlleMC_fml 19

Monday 24 June 2013 17:32

When I was 6, I frequently took my bath with my brothers. And yes, I would look at their penis, because I didn't have one and I was curious. So I think they were just curious little kids who want to see the difference between them. Even after I learned how babies were made, a penis had no sexual connotation to me for years, probably until I was around 15 and I became interested in guys.