By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
I agree, your life sucks 435
You deserved it 307
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greatnt249 0

This is why you don't dish out hate when you aren't prepared to take it in return.

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emmalover 0

u shud prob shave then

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gottabekd 0

ahaha, soooo funny. best one of the week by far.

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DanIsTheMan 1

too funny, you set yourself up for that one!

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blah_blah_shity 0

HAHAHA!! wow you should have seen that coming. if your vag smells like ass, go to the gyno and make sure everything down there is good! and maybe shower more frequently. soap and water is good on the OUTSIDE, unless you shove the bar up there! (dont) and yeah im with #22 on the whole ball-sweat thing. tell him when you down on him that his dick doesn't exactly smell like roses. especially if his ass smells too, oh god.

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MCart_fml 0

Top comeback of the week. Well played boyfriend.

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Jimmy_fml 0

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0___0 9

Wtf Jimmy. and thats sad your boyfriend had to say that to you lol but you deserved it sorry. wash that stanky vag'

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Darly_fml 0

#22, good call, and all true.

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