Love: Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded... - FML

By changeddaily - 20/03/2011 04:52 - Australia

Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML

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By meowitzer - 22/04/2020 05:02

Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML

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Today, I found out my roommate Skypes my friends on my laptop when I'm away. Not only that, he covers his face and shows them his junk. My friends no longer answer Skype calls from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

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Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2024 05:00

Today, a friend told me he no longer wishes to be my friend, not because I did something, just because he no longer looks forward to seeing me, counts down every minute until a socially acceptable time to leave, and is always thinking up excuses to either be late or not come at all. Wow, just wow. FML

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By MuteNToot - 26/02/2015 21:17

Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML

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By itsover - 11/12/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 02:00

Today, in the most polite and friendly way I could think of, I told a friend that she's slightly too dramatic about things. She started throwing a fit, deleted my number, and ended our seven-year friendship. FML

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By Zxry123 - 12/01/2023 18:00

Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML

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promarkchris 6

Sunday 20 March 2011 13:17

I've found that people who act or have depression or are lonely tend to exacerbate the problem by bringing the topics up in normal conversation. It just bums everyone out.

piper1003 1

Sunday 20 March 2011 11:34

:(

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JokeMeister 0

Monday 21 March 2011 18:00

YDI f ur a dude, too.

jSOPURE 3

Monday 21 March 2011 22:35

Some people just don't want to hear it. That's life. :(

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 21 March 2011 23:56

That's because you are a psychic vampire. Your loneliness is how it feels when you haven't fed on other peoples sympathy. Stake thought the heart.

holymolybro 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 4:54

That's what you get for being negative about your life.

lany123 2

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:41

that sucks :(

nalia18 8

Wednesday 30 March 2011 8:51

you dont tell a friend that! NEVER!! that makes them think u dont care about them and that they r boring! U TOTALY DESERVED THAT!

OriginalPooh01 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 6:45

No one cares and you probably kept talking and talking and talking about it and he/she wanted you to stfu. YDI for not having a life. >:D

Havin 19

Saturday 18 June 2011 17:14

'I'm lonely' is sometimes a replacement for 'I'm horny'. Don't know, but maybe?

Havin 19

Saturday 18 June 2011 17:17

#28 That's still no reason to delete a friend.

yoyodangit 0

Monday 1 August 2011 5:17

Wtf what an ass, what did you even do

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