Intimacy: Today, I was texting my boyfriend, making plans to see him tomorrow....

By Shower? - 19/10/2009 07:26 - France

Today, I was texting my boyfriend, making plans to see him tomorrow. He ended the conversation by saying "I'm changing my sheets tomorrow, so take a shower." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML

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Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML

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By princess - 17/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

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Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

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By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 11:40 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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wellinever 5

Monday 19 October 2009 16:07

Shower together. Only so you can be sure that he is as clean as you. Now it's not an FML any more.

FromCFL 0

Monday 19 October 2009 16:29

YDI for having to be told to take a shower.

Comments

Malika_fml 0

Monday 19 October 2009 17:17

hahaha your boyfriend is a winner.

voveraite 7

Monday 19 October 2009 17:30

Um, just one tiny question: How come vast majority of FMLs from France are from Nord-Pas-de-Calais, and hardly from anywhere else? I start suspecting there's someone living there with extra time and who tries to make up FMLs to entertain us... Don't bury, I'm not screaming fake, just posing a legit question!

redbluegreen 40

Monday 19 October 2009 17:40

Around four million people live in Nord-Pas-de-Calais, and it's the fourth most populated region in the country of France.

perdix 29

Monday 19 October 2009 18:05

I'm going to guess that since it the region of France that is closest to England that it may have a high percentage of English speakers who feel comfortable contributing the the English langauge FMyLife instead of (or in addition to) the French language VieDeMerde. Just a theory. I'd appreciate any help.

EpicFishFingers 0

Monday 19 October 2009 17:33

He might want to eat you out, take a shower.

Darling_Cherry 5

Monday 19 October 2009 17:43

Wow. If you have such bad hygiene that your boyfriend needs to remind you to take a shower...dude you really need to start showering daily. Not just when you feel like it.