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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:16 - United States - Pleasant Grove

Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

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By downer - 25/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By screwwyou - 28/09/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

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Forwarded

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

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By Ace - 01/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML

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Brave move

By Anonymous - 12/09/2024 14:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending a GIF. Not a sad one either. It was a GIF of some dude disappearing into thin air. Ten out of ten for originality, but come on. FML

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By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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Harpy20 24

Friday 31 May 2013 14:09

He's the one with no humor. GOOD RIDDANCE.

PETRONAS_fml 10

Friday 31 May 2013 14:10

You know what... You actually rock.

Comments

ctlnaaia71 8

Friday 31 May 2013 14:18

What a sour pussy! He's an idiot. What you did was funny.

jezmonster7 7

Friday 31 May 2013 14:22

Hey I laughed, and that kinda seems like a lame excuse to dump somebody....

Orchard 33

Friday 31 May 2013 14:28

Someone like that would only make you miserable, OP. You need someone who will laugh with you and love your awesome jokes! Believe me, it takes a great sense of humor to have a great relationship. You dodged a bullet ;)

Ziggy122 15

Friday 31 May 2013 14:30

Well, **** him and his "dumb taste in humor".

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 31 May 2013 14:31

I thought that was quite funny. My fiancé loves 1st degree's jokes. Sometimes it can be tiresome but I would never dream of dumping him for that. Looks like your ex-boyfriend is a narky bore.

ozpunker 20

Friday 31 May 2013 14:31

That's an awesome reply. Your boyfriend has no sense of humour.

SWC_Penguin 17

Friday 31 May 2013 14:31

I wouldn't date anyone who didn't think that was funny! You should post this FML on a dating site, it'll weed out the losers.

dunebro 15

Friday 31 May 2013 14:33

Pffffffaaaahhhhahaaahhahaha pffffff ahahahahaha pffhahahahahaha.

Smoothjc1 6

Friday 31 May 2013 14:35

If you were my girlfriend I would have hugged you and whispered ( i love you ) in your ear and then took you out to dinner/lunch/breakfast

katamine 17

Friday 31 May 2013 15:05

That's... That's creepy

flockz 19

Friday 31 May 2013 19:54

it's not creepy if she doesn't struggle.

VeganVampyre 26

Saturday 1 June 2013 1:31

It's not creepy, it's just way over the top and unnecessary. I think a simple "that was cute, I love you/your sense of humour" would be a perfectly acceptable response...

Aluen 6

Friday 31 May 2013 14:51

I would have laughed out loud if I had gotten that text. He's not worth your time. You need to be with someone that will appreciate the awesome sense of humor that you have.