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Like you OP have never done anything remotely disgusting or embarrassing. (not that jacking off is disgusting) Tons of girls do it as well, and suddenly your opinion changed about him just for stating he did what other tons of guys do? You deserve it, if you think jacking off makes someone the opposite of funny, cute and all that shit.
It's the fact that he was Jerkin his terkin as he was texting her AND than told her he was doing the dirty deed...
I doubt he was honestly jerking off while texting her. Unless he was awesome at texting with one hand.
Lol it's possible on certain cellphones :P
That is....something I'll have to check into.
All I can say is, it doesn't change who he is just because he has sexual desires. Even if sometime it's best not to know but, at least he was being honest. You should realize that it's normal for a guy to ********** and even girls do too. Just not everyone is upfront about it. OP, you should grasp onto reality and realize that guys have sexual needs, but that doesn't mean they can't be smart, athletic, cute or funny.
He was just messing around
95% of dudes jack off. The other 5% are liars.
I'm half and half on this one. For some girls "vulgarity" is a turn-off, and that's their right. At the same time, sounds like the guy has an interesting sense of humor, and he's being straight-forward too, which can be quite the good attribute. If you want to stop liking him for it, he's better off without you. I'd suggest not being quite so uptight about the natural parts of our lives though! ^_~ He could very well be a winner. Masturbating doesn't change that.
OP is just irrational.
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So he was suddenly dumb, humourless, overweight, and ugly?
What a jerk off