By idrathernotgiveoutmyname - 31/01/2012 02:50 - Canada

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Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML
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syki 22

So he was suddenly dumb, humourless, overweight, and ugly?

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bamberbear 0

That just means he likes you:)

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maunaimer 6

I think that implies a certain amount I disrespect. If you are dating that's one thing but to talk to you sexually as a friend is inappropriate. Kudos to him on the honesty part, but that level of personal information shouldn't be so openly shared....if he texts you like that and your not in a relationship, who else does he do it with? I agree FYL

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massacreman3000 1

shallow you are...

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LadyGore 12

My boyfriend admitted he did a lot before we started having sex every night. It's a guy thing, don't let that change the fact that you think he's an amazing guy. Thats just being judgmental.

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chrispasta 3

I don't think the problem is that he was masturbating. It's the manner in which the info was delivered. Him being a male doesn't justify having no class/manners. That absolutely would change how attractive I perceive someone .

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caviar_fml 2

Most (if not all) guys do it, so if you're trying to find one that doesn't you're going to be looking for a while...

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perdix 29

There's only one guy who is smart, funny, athletic and cute who doesn't jack off, but he is taken by Barbie. Ken also has no genitals.

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babyshaft408 8

At least he told u. U ********** too

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