Hes smart,funny, athletic, cute and also honest too so really it sounds like you found your self a keeper. Snatch him up before he starts jerking off to another girl's snatch

I've had that happen to me too! It's gross!): c):

Awh that means he likes you..

I tell everybody I'm either whackin it, balls deep in a dirty, dirty hooker, or beating defenseless baby seals with a club when they ask me what I'm doing. it's a joke like 37% of the time though, maybe this was one of those times with him

id be more worried if he didnt jack off love...although im not sure whether your issue is that he was actually doing this or that he told you...

I can't see why that changes all his other attributes. It's hard to tell the context from an FML but he's a guy - if he finds you exciting then that type of thing will happen. You might think it's a bit early for him to be telling you but he's not likely to if he didn't like you too so in many ways its a good sign. Of course he might just be an ass but from what you say it doesn't sound like it. You might want to think about what it actually is that you want from a relationship with a guy at the moment. If you are looking for a guy who is smart, funny, cute, athletic and asexual then you are in for a tough time. Ultimately it's the desire to reproduce that drives men and women together in most cases and it tends to be rather less subtle in young men than young women. I forget who said it, but it's very true: Girls play a sex, but what they really want is love. Boys play at love, but what they really want is sex.

And creepy. Don't forget creepy.

Guys joke.. I joked like that with my ex

What is the big deal?!

It's not bad if he was jacking off to you xD