Work: Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts...

By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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You deserved it 18 062

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By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 747

You deserved it 36 288

Fashionista

By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 105

You deserved it 518

By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 552

You deserved it 30 915

The 1970s called…

By titsmcgee - 11/02/2015 21:51 - United States - Oak Brook

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 234

You deserved it 7 068

It's a wrap

By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 574

You deserved it 18 553

By mikey09 - 17/01/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 645

You deserved it 9 298

Malfunctioning equipment

By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 565

You deserved it 297

Wardrobe malfunction

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 18:00

Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 521

You deserved it 404

By Amanda Ross - 18/11/2010 23:12 - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 738

You deserved it 11 841

By jessica238 - 08/04/2009 05:38 - Canada

Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 980

You deserved it 47 316

oooh_dear 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:02

how do you not look in the mirror before you leave?

xiloveyoux3 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:03

how did you not feel that and don't you look in the mirror?

Comments

generalsmith2 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:11

lol at 12. thats what i was thinking hah. not likely. a woman going somewhere before she looked in the mirror? didn't happen. so either fake or she's just ugly and it doesn't matter what she trys.

mobius8 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:12

"I'm presuming my work mates saw some a bit of cleavage, which must have been enough for them to suddenly decide the shirts were OK. FML MY LIFE IS SO TERRIBLE"

some_user 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:12

your stupid. You didnt look in a mirror first? you probably did it on purpose

authorkid 2

Tuesday 25 May 2010 0:04

you're stupid you used the wrong "you're/your"

trivel64 16

Friday 14 September 2012 4:43

No, I'm pretty sure that they're talking about OP's pet turtle, Stupid. Ahh, the little bugger

tanmandown 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:12

Agreed with #11

fartingbulldogs 14

Sunday 16 November 2014 0:16

Then why didn't you comment directly on theirs?

JackDupp 11

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:14

Maybe you'll get a raise now. Or at least someone will get a raise.

ammali 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:22

Actually, sometimes it doesn't do that when you first put the shirt on. Are ALL the people posting guys? Sometimes you put it on, button it up, it looks fine so you're out the door. Only later does it start bunching up and gaping open like that. FYL girl... it's the downside of having a nice rack :)

watermind 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:24

By the description you seem to have big boobs. Considering you're the only female there and you're showing your goods around and your officemates didn't act like jerks with you, you seem to work with some pretty decent guys. Why is this a FML?

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:25

Mmm, a corporate shirt that I can really get behind.. and in front, and side.. etc. etc.

LadyKaya 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:26

I had a shirt do that once. It was a really nice shirt, but the buttons were thin and tended to work their way through the holes on their own. The top and bottom ones stayed buttoned, but I didn't notice the ones right over my breasts coming loose. I didn't know they did until halfway through the day when I felt a breeze. Pretty much an entire college campus has seen my bra now. Of course, I haven't worn it since.