By Narehs - 13/01/2010 01:05 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 250
You deserved it 2 906
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Comments

peacemadison2012 0

i feel your pain thats f***** up man

1 2
dontpanic_fml 32

this is from texts from last night. http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-3153.html and how...is this fml? I am trying hard to understand how this is a tragic occurance....WHO CARES?! but it doesn't matter anyway cuz like i said, this is just stolen.

0 0
Gabbymcbride 2

That must've sucked...

1 2
maddysaidthat 0

don't fret my friend. he was probably making a cake. condoms make a great pastry bag

3 2
mullisupreme 16

you should have told him that the frosting is really yummy,as you know by experience.

0 0
lennon_ 16

I had to sell birthday balloons and flowers to my ex for his gf. FML too

0 0
DecisiveBull 9

Frosting... and condoms, eh? And you're saying you were the only cashier at the time huh? Either way seems a little forward doesn't it? Were those the only items they bought? Or... have you considered that they may just be trying to spite you? Although then again, maybe not. Heh.

0 0
Bad_luck_duck 6

I hope she was just buying those things because she knew you were a cashier. :)

1 0
LyricaSilvan 29

I'm probably not the first here to wonder about this, but... I wonder if your ex was planning to use those together, or if that was just a really odd coincidence.

0 0