By Narehs - 13/01/2010 01:05 - United States

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Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML
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perdix 29

I guess she's going to get frosted in more ways than one.

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HarperGirl 4

thats exactly what i was thinking and maybe he is her ex because he wasn't that creative? girls like guys who are creative and fun, even the prim and proper ones will loosen up if you do something sexy and romantic ;)

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ragingflame 0

haha you should have said they were to big for him

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coffee_addict7 0

@10 and 12, you probably won't think it's so gross after you hit puberty.

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davidhasmorefun 0

out of all the supermarkets out there he goes to yours? and what little town you live in where you have only one person at the cash register?

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Boddmon 0

Perhaps they live in the same neighborhood and that supermarket is the local one. Why should the ex have to find a different supermarket just to avoid seeing the OP? I wouldn't.

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me5 0

He doesn't want to spread diseases he might have caught! Did he wear condoms to protect you?

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DirtyDiana_fml 0

This is from texts from last night! what a ******* peice of shit

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grimspook76 0

That's life. Get over it. Did you think he was going to stop ******* just because he's not with you?

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