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By Paramedic - 17/11/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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By Benjamin - 28/10/2011 01:22 - Canada

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

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By KidJwal - 28/02/2012 17:10 - United States

Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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By hurricane0331 - 24/06/2010 01:51 - United States

Today, a 75 year-old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML

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By Notmyfault - 22/11/2023 02:30

Today, I almost got in trouble at work, all because I inadvertently referred to a 19 year-old patient’s 47 year-old husband as her father. I didn’t know this until she got so upset that she threw a tantrum, filed a complaint against me, and requested another nurse. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 05:01

Today, in frustration, I threw a spanner across the room at work, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. I woke up in an ambulance with a cracked skull and a gorgeous EMT lady. I would've tried to ask her out, but while I was out cold I'd pissed myself, and the whole ambulance reeked of it. FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML

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timtam24 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 16:07

bastard, how could you?

Suree 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 16:29

So now you've learned that you always state "around 29". ;-)

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possumisawesome 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 23:37

Now, if she had cooperated and given information, she wouldn't have been called a mid-thirties woman. *eyeroll*

Yapanesedidwhat 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 0:15

HAHAHAHAAHAHAA! thats awesome!

allie2590 31

Wednesday 18 November 2009 0:55

If she could stop crying long enough to slap you and tell you her correct age, then she must've been faking most of it to get pity.

brokebod 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 0:57

What a weirdo, she didn't deserve your help and was probably sobbing for attention.

babylon_pride 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 1:19

Obviously she's faking it for either pity or the ability to sue someone. The bitch.

Laxloverr24 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 2:15

call her ugly betty to get a name out of her.

icanfloat12 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 4:36

ha what a bitch tell her to quit smoking

lolhahahahhahaaa 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 4:40

this is funny love it man

Twincest 11

Wednesday 18 November 2009 5:00

So? ...did you slap her back? or pussied-out?

RigChan 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 6:20

File a complaint about her for assault and battery? :X

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