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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:07 - Israel

Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML

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By Michael - 14/10/2020 23:02 - United States - Kearny

Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML

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MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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By cbarebo - 11/10/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML

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By jooshuarr - 18/06/2010 23:09 - Spain

Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML

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By ashleyramsay - 23/10/2009 19:13 - Canada

Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 15:27 - United States - Iola

Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML

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Hotwife and blues lawyer

By Anonymous - 10/11/2021 14:00 - United States - Shingle Springs

Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML

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By peopleinthepark - 30/05/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 8 November 2010 0:31

**** your neighbors and turn it up to 11.

randiZ25 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:27

No body starts out amazing OP =)

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FYLDUDEE 3

Monday 8 November 2010 4:19

#107 I must say..you dissapoint me.

Seba_2020 0

Monday 8 November 2010 4:22

her music list has no The Offspring so um i dont like it lol

bearslion21 0

Monday 8 November 2010 4:23

it's extremely easy to tell what the lyrics are and yea it's real music, if it wasn't, how did they get signed? yea that list is shit, it's all the bands that everyone listens too. but I'm glad tdwp wasn't on it since they should bore everyone right about now.

JERZBornNRaised 7

Monday 8 November 2010 4:24

why are you arguin over who's music is better? everyone has their preferences, i listen to lil wayne, drake, kid cudi, wiz khalifa, breaking benjamin, i listen to everything except that gay little justin beiber and screamo cuz lets be real screamo you dont understand shit, but thats MY opinion so if you like it who cares.. personally my taste of music is sex for my ears.. but everyone has their own... p.s to me screamo is mad beat

Selena_is_back 7

Monday 8 November 2010 4:26

117, nobody wants to know what music you listen to.

bearslion21 0

Monday 8 November 2010 4:27

why call it screamo? let's keep it simple, it's metal.

FYLDUDEE 3

Monday 8 November 2010 4:28

I agree..there's not a reason to tell us the bands you listen to. But you're right, everyone has their own style of music.

JERZBornNRaised 7

Monday 8 November 2010 4:29

arrite well just sayin no point in arguin who likes what cuz to me your music will suck massive shit anyway .. damn smuts are crazy

btnhdude 0

Monday 8 November 2010 4:30

let's keep it simple, oh nevermind ignorance is already simple lololol

Klu_Klayu 0

Monday 8 November 2010 4:35

Anybody who thinks you can't understand screamo music either hasn't taken the time to listen to a variaity of it, or just doesnt have an ear for it. Personally, I enjoy many screamo bands, cuz I like the emotion that's put in it, and, I know people who agree with me on this, a really good scream can send shivers down your spine. But hey, that's me and I'm not gonna get in an argument about which music is "better", cuz all music speaks to different people

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