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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:07 - Israel

Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML

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By Michael - 14/10/2020 23:02 - United States - Kearny

Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML

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MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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By cbarebo - 11/10/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML

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By jooshuarr - 18/06/2010 23:09 - Spain

Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML

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By ashleyramsay - 23/10/2009 19:13 - Canada

Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 15:27 - United States - Iola

Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML

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Hotwife and blues lawyer

By Anonymous - 10/11/2021 14:00 - United States - Shingle Springs

Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML

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You deserved it 1 608

By peopleinthepark - 30/05/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML

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You deserved it 13 439

By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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You deserved it 4 052

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 8 November 2010 0:31

**** your neighbors and turn it up to 11.

randiZ25 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:27

No body starts out amazing OP =)

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ieatcrayonzz 0

Monday 8 November 2010 4:54

go play in traffic. bitch.

JERZBornNRaised 7

Monday 8 November 2010 4:54

And yes doc i wouldnt hurt a fly :) its all fun and games hehe

JERZBornNRaised 7

Monday 8 November 2010 4:57

i loveeeee playing in traffic im the guy that will cut you off goin 100 and you crash and i keep goin yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thats me :)

gigilvrs6 0

Monday 8 November 2010 5:33

Practice makes not sounding like a dying cat OP.

tacobird123 7

Monday 8 November 2010 5:36

89, there is NO emotion in scremo. You want emotion listen to the solo in Achillies Last Stand by Led Zeppelin.

FYLDUDEE 3

Monday 8 November 2010 5:38

^ Shut the **** up.

FYLDUDEE 3

Monday 8 November 2010 5:48

Wtf?! This wasnt supossed to be posted here-.-

ohthebloodygore 16

Monday 8 November 2010 5:39

I hate the comment bug.

SynchronicityII 0

Monday 8 November 2010 5:53

Could someone decipher comments number 136 and 139, please? I speak English and don't understand what this guy is trying to say.

Siji 0

Monday 8 November 2010 5:54

I wanted to hear everyone's favorites, as to build on my library... System of a Down, Ludo, Mudvayne,Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Korn, Disturbed, The Devil Wears Prada,Pink Floyd,Daft Punk :D

captainkrispy 2

Monday 8 November 2010 6:00

it sounds a cat

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Today, my in-laws just bought the house opposite. They were bad enough 50 miles away but now they’re here all the time. We’ve had to start locking doors and diving to the floor every time we hear our front gate open. Even then they try to open the door and stand in the garden for up to 15 minutes. FML

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Today, I woke up from putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize until I smelt burning plastic.. FML

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Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

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Today, I took my car to dealer because of the loud knocking sound I heard while driving it. Twenty-four hours later, they told me it was fixed. Fifteen minutes after I drove away, the tire flew off my car while I was on the highway. My car is now totaled. FML

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