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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:07 - Israel

Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML

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By Michael - 14/10/2020 23:02 - United States - Kearny

Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML

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MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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By cbarebo - 11/10/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML

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By jooshuarr - 18/06/2010 23:09 - Spain

Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML

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By ashleyramsay - 23/10/2009 19:13 - Canada

Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 15:27 - United States - Iola

Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML

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Hotwife and blues lawyer

By Anonymous - 10/11/2021 14:00 - United States - Shingle Springs

Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML

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By peopleinthepark - 30/05/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 8 November 2010 0:31

**** your neighbors and turn it up to 11.

randiZ25 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:27

No body starts out amazing OP =)

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Selena_is_back 7

Monday 8 November 2010 3:49

Ants are overrated.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 8 November 2010 3:52

Expecting more from you Sean is over-rated.

DocBastard 38

Monday 8 November 2010 3:55

btnh, you are welcome to your opinions about music. But if you really consider "ima let you finish" an insult, then I truly feel sorry for you. If you'd like to learn how to insult someone, send pendatik a personal message. I hear he's looking for a protégé. And if you think you can annoy the Grammar Nazis (yes, I read your profile), then give it your best shot. I can personally guarantee that all of them are smarter than you.

ohthebloodygore 16

Monday 8 November 2010 3:56

88, you're an idiot. 89, what emotion? Last time I checked their lyrics it was basically 5 lines repeated over and over. Not repeated, yelled.

FYLDUDEE 3

Monday 8 November 2010 3:57

Yes Selena,Emotion. I'll spell it out....E-M-O-T-I-O-N.

Selena_is_back 7

Monday 8 November 2010 3:57

DocBastard, don't waste your time on an asswipe like him. You're too much for him.

btnhdude 0

Monday 8 November 2010 4:11

lolololol all your girlish rages tickle me

zombieekillah93 0

Monday 8 November 2010 4:12

thats cute

ohthebloodygore 16

Monday 8 November 2010 4:17

107, girlish rage..? You're an idiot if you think I'm upset. I laugh at idiots like as you. You're not in anyway annoying me, like your profile says you're on here to do. Idiots like you who get on here to upset other people, are failures. I get on here to laugh when I'm bored. :)

ninja_ness 3

Monday 8 November 2010 4:18

is it really their fault you suck...

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