Health: Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to...

By rtrim29 - 26/12/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2013 18:42 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I woke up with a giant red rash all over my face, so puffed up that I could hardly open my eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2010 16:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML

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By demaris - 30/10/2010 23:46 - Canada

Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 20:36 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML

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By maturity - 08/04/2013 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 03:00

Today, I thought I could make my own skincare products from scratch, but I ended up with a weird, greasy concoction, which left a red mark on my hands. It's been two hours and the mark is still there, despite several washes. FML

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By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2019 20:00

Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML

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By makeuuuuup - 21/02/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

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carpediem19 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 20:05

did you really think it meant a highlighter pen? like seriously, why would you think an office supply can double as makeup?

Spaceghost77 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 20:13

Damn, you might even be too stupid to work in ****.

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salmonbean 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:46

what the hell is wrong with you?

jdawg2010 0

Monday 6 June 2011 5:22

okay. wow.

AtomicBryce 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 10:09

really woe ware r u from

droplets 0

Friday 15 July 2011 17:13

If your boobs were the size of your brain, you'd get absolutely nowhere in life.

katie72 6

Saturday 13 August 2011 6:20

YOU ******* DUMBASS

Muwahaha_fml 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:24

Not gonna lie, I feel for you. I would have done the same thing! FYL

Katty2008 11

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:24

What the hell?? You did something because a magazine "told" you to do something? How did it tell you to do something?? Also, if you were to finish reading the page, I bet it would have explained more about the product.