Health: Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to...

By rtrim29 - 26/12/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2013 18:42 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I woke up with a giant red rash all over my face, so puffed up that I could hardly open my eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2010 16:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML

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By demaris - 30/10/2010 23:46 - Canada

Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 20:36 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML

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By maturity - 08/04/2013 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 03:00

Today, I thought I could make my own skincare products from scratch, but I ended up with a weird, greasy concoction, which left a red mark on my hands. It's been two hours and the mark is still there, despite several washes. FML

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By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2019 20:00

Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML

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By makeuuuuup - 21/02/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

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carpediem19 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 20:05

did you really think it meant a highlighter pen? like seriously, why would you think an office supply can double as makeup?

Spaceghost77 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 20:13

Damn, you might even be too stupid to work in ****.

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who64 4

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:53

What an idiot

zwaganator 4

Monday 29 October 2012 3:26

are you frikin retarded?

kcmeeks13 2

Tuesday 30 October 2012 23:56

Wrong color glow Hun...

emmieezzz 3

Saturday 22 December 2012 0:15

Idiot

AlaskanBabyDoll 11

Sunday 23 December 2012 4:44

It's people like you that make me have no faith in the human race.

SoEmbarrassing1 5

Thursday 17 January 2013 11:59

Thats just retarded

xxEternalRain 13

Friday 18 January 2013 16:08

Good job genius

lemonademixer 7

Tuesday 5 February 2013 7:42

Oh shit... that is just ****** sad

faireanjell 5

Tuesday 5 February 2013 19:38

Bwahahaaaa!

Momo_Moonlight 25

Monday 29 April 2013 10:07

What was this theory about Survival of the Fittest?

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