Miscellaneous: Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After...

By cjgreer70 - 18/01/2014 23:09 - United States - West Linn

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

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Hi Zach!

By Breezie - 14/10/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

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By Kyle - 09/11/2012 06:57 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of their features, so I asked which one. I was told Homer because we "both could use Weight Watchers and an education." FML

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LOL

By Anonymous - 13/11/2022 02:00

Today, I was told that my laugh sounds like Krusty the Clown. It really does. Now I can't unhear it. FML

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By facingit - 08/11/2010 10:32 - Australia

Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By srloin - 21/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

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By derve - 07/11/2012 23:48 - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML

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By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - 09/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

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jnanderson 16

Sunday 19 January 2014 10:17

Meep meep -OP

jdizz16 16

Sunday 19 January 2014 10:20

I think you need a second opinion, pics please?

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Bilbo_Swaggins 5

Sunday 19 January 2014 17:53

So what?

awilliams44 9

Sunday 19 January 2014 18:21

if only everyone looked like a muppet

misszombiexx 10

Sunday 19 January 2014 19:20

I guess you know who to be for Halloween this year...

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 19 January 2014 19:25

Is that really a problem? Well I like beeker...

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 19 January 2014 19:30

Are you Carrot Top?

FracturedMinds 21

Sunday 19 January 2014 19:45

Agreed. This would make a really funny one if done right.

ihpp 22

Sunday 19 January 2014 19:56

everyone loves the muppets!

nyikkins 11

Sunday 19 January 2014 20:01

You're surprisingly articulate.

why57why 21

Sunday 19 January 2014 21:40

But beaker is the best

robj118 10

Sunday 19 January 2014 22:04

Awe man, that..........sucks

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Same thing different taste

Hi Zach!

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