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By NoHamForMeThanks - 09/03/2015 02:36 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, I was told that I need to learn to "let things go" by a woman who held a four-month grudge over a ham sandwich. FML

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By Sara - 03/10/2012 03:33 - United States - Manassas

Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By xoxo_retailslave420_xoxo - 21/05/2016 12:57 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML

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By whole wheat or nothing - 30/12/2022 15:00

Today, my girlfriend viciously chewed me out for not taking a sandwich to work to save money. I don't have a problem with packing lunches, but the store-brand white bread she insists on buying is disgusting. She won't listen to me, and refuses to let me buy anything else. FML

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By fuckedbyahipster - 15/06/2013 16:13 - Finland

Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 19:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I found out that if I say "make a sandwich", it doesn't matter what context it's in, or whether it's a command or just me describing my day; I'll be yelled at anyway by my hipster roommate for being a "sexist cunt", then end up apologizing just to get her to shut up. FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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By jb100 - 24/07/2015 20:08 - United States - Perryville

Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML

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By andy1r - 07/10/2011 06:41 - Bolivia

Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML

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By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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Vintage_Cola 29

Monday 9 March 2015 11:52

There has to be a story behind this XD

niiiiick3 15

Monday 9 March 2015 11:53

That, ladies and gentlemen, is called a hypocrite.

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martin8337 35

Monday 9 March 2015 13:37

So I guess that means that the sandwich bandit is still at large.

vikky538 28

Monday 9 March 2015 13:38

this needs a follow-up...

ma12r 22

Monday 9 March 2015 14:00

I feel ya OP. My girlfriend is the same way.

Callmeseansaur 9

Monday 9 March 2015 14:06

Must have been one hell of a sandwich.

cari_cat 19

Monday 9 March 2015 14:38

"You...you threw away my sandwich?" "MY SANDWICH!" "MYYYY SANDWIIIIICH!!" Come on I can't be the only one who thought of this??

Fmlsea 28

Monday 9 March 2015 16:14

she should take her own advice .

Goblin182 26

Monday 9 March 2015 16:29

A reubin I could understand, but ham?

shiffizzle 13

Monday 9 March 2015 17:03

Food can come between a lot of people.

Appmusicgirl 3

Monday 9 March 2015 18:53

Just turn away and slam the door.

ToxicTyrael 26

Monday 9 March 2015 21:44

So she's locked inside the room with the other one?

Dear_Karma 27

Monday 9 March 2015 18:58

Why would you get into an argument with a woman who held a four mount grudge over a ham sandwich?

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Today, I had to spend two hours in the car with my mother. That doesn't sound so bad until you realize she's the kind of person who can, and did, spend nearly half an hour ranting about how the Big Beautiful Woman porn niche is the root of obesity in America. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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